Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
According to the Pew Forum poll, which is the first major independent poll of U.S. Mormons that will be released today stated that 74% of Mormons lean toward Republican. Those who were asked told reporters they chose Republican because they like to f*ck people over more than one at a time.
Nine E. Olson, who is an Independent watchdog within the agency said that 1.1 million tax returns seeking refunds last year were set aside by the Internal Revenue Service for examination for possible fraud. An estimated 73% of the cases were believed to be cases of "crackheads" letting people claim their children for money.
According to the U.N. special envoy to Haiti, 53% of the pledged funds for Haiti's reconstruction that donor nations have been dispersed so far. Of the $4.5 billion promised, $2.3 billion has been delivered. The United States is among those slow to cut checks: About $2.2 billion of the $3.1 billion committed by Washington has been dispersed. But U.S. diplomats say they will catch up in 2012. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, I may not have it all but, uh, I will be able to uh, put something on it. Enough to uh, keep them off our backs for a few months."
Barbie has been an astronaut, an architect and a news anchor. Now, there's an online movement to get her to go bald to fight cancer. The Facebook page "Beautiful and Bald Barbie! Let's see if we can get it made" was started a few days before Christmas. By Wednesday afternoon, the page had more than 15,000 fans. The goal is to get toy maker Mattel Inc. to create a bald Barbie in support of children with cancer. A large group of gay men have been rallying to get a Ken doll made anatomically correct. They want it created in support of their love for dolls and penises.
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening and a fantastic MLK Day. We'll see you back on Tuesday. Stay hydrated.
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Scoob News
Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
Angry youths put up a burning roadblock outside luxury enclaves in Nigeria's commercial capital Tuesday as a paralyzing national strike over fuel prices and corruption entered its second day. Meanwhile, police said an Islamist sect killed eight people at a beer parlor in northeast Nigeria. The latter apparently was over the parlor not having Sam Adams Bean Pie flavored beer on tap or in bottle form.
The parents of Florida A&M band member Robert Champion, who died after a hazing ritual last November, said they will sue the company that owns the bus where the hazing took place. Champion's parents and attorney said Monday that the bus company's negligence contributed to his death. Fabulous Coach Lines owner Ray Land said his staff did everything to get help. Apparently, they did everything they could except drive to a hospital.
On Tuesday the Obama administration harshly criticized President Bashar Assad's latest effort to defend his regime's crackdown on protesters, saying it illustrates how unfit he is to lead a democratic transition in Syria. "He throws responsibility on everybody but back on himself," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said in Washington. If anyone has seen or heard from Victoria Nuland since her statement please call 1-888-HLP-MEEE
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Angry youths put up a burning roadblock outside luxury enclaves in Nigeria's commercial capital Tuesday as a paralyzing national strike over fuel prices and corruption entered its second day. Meanwhile, police said an Islamist sect killed eight people at a beer parlor in northeast Nigeria. The latter apparently was over the parlor not having Sam Adams Bean Pie flavored beer on tap or in bottle form.
The parents of Florida A&M band member Robert Champion, who died after a hazing ritual last November, said they will sue the company that owns the bus where the hazing took place. Champion's parents and attorney said Monday that the bus company's negligence contributed to his death. Fabulous Coach Lines owner Ray Land said his staff did everything to get help. Apparently, they did everything they could except drive to a hospital.
On Tuesday the Obama administration harshly criticized President Bashar Assad's latest effort to defend his regime's crackdown on protesters, saying it illustrates how unfit he is to lead a democratic transition in Syria. "He throws responsibility on everybody but back on himself," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said in Washington. If anyone has seen or heard from Victoria Nuland since her statement please call 1-888-HLP-MEEE
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Monday, January 9, 2012
Scoob News
Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
Former president Pervez Musharraf said on Sunday he would return to Pakistan this month and prepare for elections, which could add to the country's turmoil. His first challenge may be to avoid arrest: On Saturday, prosecutors said they planned to detain the former army chief on charges he failed to provide security for ex-prime minister Benazir Bhutto before she was killed in 2008. He was overheard saying, "I bet if she blue balled them they way she blue balled me, then they would of let that d*ck tease die too!"
Russian police on Sunday said an 18-month-old child was swept into the sewage system when a sidewalk collapsed due to a ruptured pipe. The mother was pushing a stroller in the city of Bryansk when the ground caved in. The woman was rescued, but the child was swept away and presumed dead. The mother told reporters from our Russian sister station, VDKA, that it smelt like the baby's diapers so she wasn't jumping in. She was later seen at a club that night.
The Obama administration said Friday it is expanding the FBI's more-than-80-year-old definition of rape to count men as victims and drop the requirement that victims must have physically resisted. Lawmakers use such statistics in allocating money and resources. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, if he got the wood, uh, then uh it doesn't exactly mean he wanted the goods."
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Former president Pervez Musharraf said on Sunday he would return to Pakistan this month and prepare for elections, which could add to the country's turmoil. His first challenge may be to avoid arrest: On Saturday, prosecutors said they planned to detain the former army chief on charges he failed to provide security for ex-prime minister Benazir Bhutto before she was killed in 2008. He was overheard saying, "I bet if she blue balled them they way she blue balled me, then they would of let that d*ck tease die too!"
Russian police on Sunday said an 18-month-old child was swept into the sewage system when a sidewalk collapsed due to a ruptured pipe. The mother was pushing a stroller in the city of Bryansk when the ground caved in. The woman was rescued, but the child was swept away and presumed dead. The mother told reporters from our Russian sister station, VDKA, that it smelt like the baby's diapers so she wasn't jumping in. She was later seen at a club that night.
The Obama administration said Friday it is expanding the FBI's more-than-80-year-old definition of rape to count men as victims and drop the requirement that victims must have physically resisted. Lawmakers use such statistics in allocating money and resources. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, if he got the wood, uh, then uh it doesn't exactly mean he wanted the goods."
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Scoob News
Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
A leaking gasoline pipeline in Kenya's capital exploded on Monday, turning part of a slum into an inferno in which at least 75 people were killed and more than 100 hurt. We here at WSCB would like to apologize due to us believing this story involved talk of sex and AIDS considering Africa's high rate of infections with the deadly disease. The headline came over the wire to us as, "Pipeline blast kills 75 in Nairobi."
In a sharp challenge to the GOP, President Obama proposed paying for his costly new jobs plan Monday with tax hikes that Republicans have already rejected. The president's proposal drew criticism from House Speaker John Boehner, who'd previously responded in cautious but somewhat receptive tones to the $447 billion jobs plan made up of tax cuts and new spending that Obama first proposed last Thursday. The biggest piece of the payment plan would raise about $400 billion by eliminating certain deductions, including on charitable contributions, that can be claimed by wealthy taxpayers. House Speaker John Boehner had this to say on twitter Monday evening, "@HouseSpeezyBoBo: He might be right or wrong but just don't fuck up my money. #thisniggaistripping"
After a study suggested that watching just nine minutes of SpongeBob SquarePants can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds has landed the program in hot water. The study published Monday in the journal, Pediatrics, had children watch "SpongeBob" or the PBS cartoon "Caillou" and draw pictures after. Those who had watched "SpongeBob" did measurably worse. We here at WSCB watched an episode of "SpongeBob" and believe that wi--
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
A leaking gasoline pipeline in Kenya's capital exploded on Monday, turning part of a slum into an inferno in which at least 75 people were killed and more than 100 hurt. We here at WSCB would like to apologize due to us believing this story involved talk of sex and AIDS considering Africa's high rate of infections with the deadly disease. The headline came over the wire to us as, "Pipeline blast kills 75 in Nairobi."
In a sharp challenge to the GOP, President Obama proposed paying for his costly new jobs plan Monday with tax hikes that Republicans have already rejected. The president's proposal drew criticism from House Speaker John Boehner, who'd previously responded in cautious but somewhat receptive tones to the $447 billion jobs plan made up of tax cuts and new spending that Obama first proposed last Thursday. The biggest piece of the payment plan would raise about $400 billion by eliminating certain deductions, including on charitable contributions, that can be claimed by wealthy taxpayers. House Speaker John Boehner had this to say on twitter Monday evening, "@HouseSpeezyBoBo: He might be right or wrong but just don't fuck up my money. #thisniggaistripping"
After a study suggested that watching just nine minutes of SpongeBob SquarePants can cause short-term attention and learning problems in 4-year-olds has landed the program in hot water. The study published Monday in the journal, Pediatrics, had children watch "SpongeBob" or the PBS cartoon "Caillou" and draw pictures after. Those who had watched "SpongeBob" did measurably worse. We here at WSCB watched an episode of "SpongeBob" and believe that wi--
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
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