1) It's the World Series. Everyone knows that 3 strikes you're out. That's exactly what this shorty did who is a caterer. She was accidentally tipped $29,387 when it was supposed to be $29.87 She made 3 calls to the place to tell them of the error, but never got a call back. Sooooo shorty said, them mess up.cool. Me keep money. Bong. So the place ended up suing her ass. Yo has to pay $50 a month for the next 28yrs. Yea, in case you pulled out your add-jew-ma-lay-ter I'm sure you saw that its less than $29,387. The judge who ruled the case hooked shorty up a little bit. Sure most of y'all wouldn't of called at all.
2) Since I'm talking about money, lol. How would you feel if you came out of a restaurant and you had some trouble getting your car started, but there was a man that was a mechanic that could help you depending on the severity of the issue for between $40-200. You'd feel lucky right? Well, how about this guy was outside of a restaurant doing that shit. Fucking up cars and hitting people with the "Oh I'm a mechanic, I can help." At least he was serious about his craft. Daaaaaaah.
3) I got ass whippings. At least 3 a day. I was just in to shit I shouldn't have been. You know little boys are knuckle heads. My parents were strict too. Built me to be the man I am today. With that said, anyone here about the guy that hit his daughter with the car? He's an Iraqi immigrant that said his 20yr old daughter was becoming "too Westernized" so he hit shorty and her boyfriend's mother with his jeep!! They're in the hospital still after being hit 10/20. Angry ass yo...
4) I know everyone is worried about swine flu, H1N1, whatever you want to call it. They have the vaccine and shit that everyone is giving head just to get. You do know they made that shit in 5 months right? You get that bitch injected through your nose too? Umm eerr aaaaah. Lol. Not to scare anyone buuuut I heard in 1976 when there was a mass vaccination for a different swine flu and there reports of a rare paralyzing condition called Guillain-Barre syndrome. I'm going to take my chances w/o that vaccine. Lol
