1) HIIIIYYOOOO!! What's good family? You know how by living in the U.S.A gives us the right to protest and shit. Well, apparently in Portland there were people protesting over this restaurant owners violation of wage and hour laws. So dude came out of his restaurant and sprayed protesters and one cop with fox piss. Really yo?! Fox piss?! I see why he was working his employees so hard!! He was out gathering fox piss. I would as "where they do that at?!", but we obviously know....Portland, Oregon!!
2) I offer you all a quote, "I love my sister. I was trying to care of her." That's what this woman said as she was brought up on domestic violence charges after she bit off a part of her sister's nose during an argument? That's real love right there!! If I'm arguing with someone you're not gonna get that close to me. Maybe that's just me.
3) We all remember the story Goldie Locks and the Three Bears, right? Good. For those that don't remember, the premise was shorty broke into a house because her pimp decided she wasn't making enough money. She broke chairs, spit in people's food, then fell asleep in a youngest bear's bed, yet they didn't eat her. I digress, on to the real story. Fifty miles north of Philly, a man broke into a house, cut his hair, theeeeen fried some chicken!! When the people got home, they found his dumb ass chillin', watching television and shit. Damn shame.
4) Sooooo, tell me why I read that sitting for prolonged amounts of time can be deadly. They said even if you exercise, it can cause weight gain, heart attacks, or death. That's sitting at the office, at school, in the car, or in front of the TV. Guess dude who broke into the house didn't read the article........
That is all.
