Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
A burgeoning population of huge pythons--many of them turned loose by their owners when they got too big--appears to be devouring large numbers of raccoons, opossums, bobcats and other mammals in the Everglades, said a study published Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Scientists fear the pythons could upset the Everglades' environmental balance in ways that are difficult to predict. Upon hearing the news of large snakes devouring things, hundreds of homosexual males have flocked to the Everglades.
Every year, about 795,000 people in the U.S. suffer a stroke. While some strokes are caused by bleeding in the brain, more are like a clogged pipe. Called ischemic strokes, a clot blocks blood flow, starving brain cells to death unless that circulation is restored fast. Research found that nationwide, hospitalization rates for ischemic strokes have jumped by about a third among people ages 15 to 44 over the past decade. Aside from the information value of this story, it was given to you due to the fact you read the words "clogged pipe" once and "stroke(s)" four times.
In Kabul, Afghanistan 22-year-old woman has been strangled to death, apparently by her husband, who was upset that she gave birth to a second daughter rather than the son he wanted, police in Kunduz province said Monday. Upon telling him that the sex couldn't be determined without going to the doctor's he told authorities, "I thought when you hit it from the back and bust you'll have a son. My bad." Whether or not he used the ambilical cord to strangle the woman has not been released.
According to the Congressional Research Service, Washington has sent an average amount of $2 billion annually to Egypt since 1979. The aid is soon to be cut off after U.S. officials found out that the Egyptian government lied about needing the money to keep the lights on in the pyramids.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
According to the Pew Forum poll, which is the first major independent poll of U.S. Mormons that will be released today stated that 74% of Mormons lean toward Republican. Those who were asked told reporters they chose Republican because they like to f*ck people over more than one at a time.
Nine E. Olson, who is an Independent watchdog within the agency said that 1.1 million tax returns seeking refunds last year were set aside by the Internal Revenue Service for examination for possible fraud. An estimated 73% of the cases were believed to be cases of "crackheads" letting people claim their children for money.
According to the U.N. special envoy to Haiti, 53% of the pledged funds for Haiti's reconstruction that donor nations have been dispersed so far. Of the $4.5 billion promised, $2.3 billion has been delivered. The United States is among those slow to cut checks: About $2.2 billion of the $3.1 billion committed by Washington has been dispersed. But U.S. diplomats say they will catch up in 2012. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, I may not have it all but, uh, I will be able to uh, put something on it. Enough to uh, keep them off our backs for a few months."
Barbie has been an astronaut, an architect and a news anchor. Now, there's an online movement to get her to go bald to fight cancer. The Facebook page "Beautiful and Bald Barbie! Let's see if we can get it made" was started a few days before Christmas. By Wednesday afternoon, the page had more than 15,000 fans. The goal is to get toy maker Mattel Inc. to create a bald Barbie in support of children with cancer. A large group of gay men have been rallying to get a Ken doll made anatomically correct. They want it created in support of their love for dolls and penises.
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening and a fantastic MLK Day. We'll see you back on Tuesday. Stay hydrated.
According to the Pew Forum poll, which is the first major independent poll of U.S. Mormons that will be released today stated that 74% of Mormons lean toward Republican. Those who were asked told reporters they chose Republican because they like to f*ck people over more than one at a time.
Nine E. Olson, who is an Independent watchdog within the agency said that 1.1 million tax returns seeking refunds last year were set aside by the Internal Revenue Service for examination for possible fraud. An estimated 73% of the cases were believed to be cases of "crackheads" letting people claim their children for money.
According to the U.N. special envoy to Haiti, 53% of the pledged funds for Haiti's reconstruction that donor nations have been dispersed so far. Of the $4.5 billion promised, $2.3 billion has been delivered. The United States is among those slow to cut checks: About $2.2 billion of the $3.1 billion committed by Washington has been dispersed. But U.S. diplomats say they will catch up in 2012. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, I may not have it all but, uh, I will be able to uh, put something on it. Enough to uh, keep them off our backs for a few months."
Barbie has been an astronaut, an architect and a news anchor. Now, there's an online movement to get her to go bald to fight cancer. The Facebook page "Beautiful and Bald Barbie! Let's see if we can get it made" was started a few days before Christmas. By Wednesday afternoon, the page had more than 15,000 fans. The goal is to get toy maker Mattel Inc. to create a bald Barbie in support of children with cancer. A large group of gay men have been rallying to get a Ken doll made anatomically correct. They want it created in support of their love for dolls and penises.
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening and a fantastic MLK Day. We'll see you back on Tuesday. Stay hydrated.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
Angry youths put up a burning roadblock outside luxury enclaves in Nigeria's commercial capital Tuesday as a paralyzing national strike over fuel prices and corruption entered its second day. Meanwhile, police said an Islamist sect killed eight people at a beer parlor in northeast Nigeria. The latter apparently was over the parlor not having Sam Adams Bean Pie flavored beer on tap or in bottle form.
The parents of Florida A&M band member Robert Champion, who died after a hazing ritual last November, said they will sue the company that owns the bus where the hazing took place. Champion's parents and attorney said Monday that the bus company's negligence contributed to his death. Fabulous Coach Lines owner Ray Land said his staff did everything to get help. Apparently, they did everything they could except drive to a hospital.
On Tuesday the Obama administration harshly criticized President Bashar Assad's latest effort to defend his regime's crackdown on protesters, saying it illustrates how unfit he is to lead a democratic transition in Syria. "He throws responsibility on everybody but back on himself," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said in Washington. If anyone has seen or heard from Victoria Nuland since her statement please call 1-888-HLP-MEEE
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Angry youths put up a burning roadblock outside luxury enclaves in Nigeria's commercial capital Tuesday as a paralyzing national strike over fuel prices and corruption entered its second day. Meanwhile, police said an Islamist sect killed eight people at a beer parlor in northeast Nigeria. The latter apparently was over the parlor not having Sam Adams Bean Pie flavored beer on tap or in bottle form.
The parents of Florida A&M band member Robert Champion, who died after a hazing ritual last November, said they will sue the company that owns the bus where the hazing took place. Champion's parents and attorney said Monday that the bus company's negligence contributed to his death. Fabulous Coach Lines owner Ray Land said his staff did everything to get help. Apparently, they did everything they could except drive to a hospital.
On Tuesday the Obama administration harshly criticized President Bashar Assad's latest effort to defend his regime's crackdown on protesters, saying it illustrates how unfit he is to lead a democratic transition in Syria. "He throws responsibility on everybody but back on himself," State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said in Washington. If anyone has seen or heard from Victoria Nuland since her statement please call 1-888-HLP-MEEE
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
President Hugo Chavez defended his close ally Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Monday as Iranian tensions rose with Washington. The two leaders met in Caracas on the first leg of a four-nation tour that will also take Ahmadinejad to Nicaragua, Cuba and Ecuador. It is believed he is on a quest to find which country has the best cocaine. That could possibly open the door an "oil for cocaine" trade down the line.
In 2011, the number of vehicles sold through its BMW, Mini and Rolls-Royce brands was 1.67 million the German auto maker said on Monday. That is a record and an increase of 14.2 percent from 2010. Rolls-Royce increased unit sales by 30.5 percent, with 3,538 cars sold worldwide, breaking a 1978 sales record. A BMW rep who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us here at WSCB that, "We have to thank rappers and ignorant negroes spending more money then they actually have for all of record breaking success!!"
The rat population around the Occupy D.C. camps at McPherson Square and Freedom Plaza has "exploded" since protesters began their vigil in October, according to Mohammad N. Akhter, the director of the Districts' Dept of Health. Akhter said Monday city health inspectors have seen rats running openly through both camps and spotted numerous new burrows and nests underneath hay-stuffed pallets occupiers are using for beds. The National Park Service has official jurisdiction over the two camps will make the final decision about whether to evict the protesters. Several extermination companies have offered the occupy protesters job positions, but they were turned down due to lack of pay and it seeming too much like real work.
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated
President Hugo Chavez defended his close ally Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Monday as Iranian tensions rose with Washington. The two leaders met in Caracas on the first leg of a four-nation tour that will also take Ahmadinejad to Nicaragua, Cuba and Ecuador. It is believed he is on a quest to find which country has the best cocaine. That could possibly open the door an "oil for cocaine" trade down the line.
In 2011, the number of vehicles sold through its BMW, Mini and Rolls-Royce brands was 1.67 million the German auto maker said on Monday. That is a record and an increase of 14.2 percent from 2010. Rolls-Royce increased unit sales by 30.5 percent, with 3,538 cars sold worldwide, breaking a 1978 sales record. A BMW rep who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us here at WSCB that, "We have to thank rappers and ignorant negroes spending more money then they actually have for all of record breaking success!!"
The rat population around the Occupy D.C. camps at McPherson Square and Freedom Plaza has "exploded" since protesters began their vigil in October, according to Mohammad N. Akhter, the director of the Districts' Dept of Health. Akhter said Monday city health inspectors have seen rats running openly through both camps and spotted numerous new burrows and nests underneath hay-stuffed pallets occupiers are using for beds. The National Park Service has official jurisdiction over the two camps will make the final decision about whether to evict the protesters. Several extermination companies have offered the occupy protesters job positions, but they were turned down due to lack of pay and it seeming too much like real work.
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated
Monday, January 9, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
Former president Pervez Musharraf said on Sunday he would return to Pakistan this month and prepare for elections, which could add to the country's turmoil. His first challenge may be to avoid arrest: On Saturday, prosecutors said they planned to detain the former army chief on charges he failed to provide security for ex-prime minister Benazir Bhutto before she was killed in 2008. He was overheard saying, "I bet if she blue balled them they way she blue balled me, then they would of let that d*ck tease die too!"
Russian police on Sunday said an 18-month-old child was swept into the sewage system when a sidewalk collapsed due to a ruptured pipe. The mother was pushing a stroller in the city of Bryansk when the ground caved in. The woman was rescued, but the child was swept away and presumed dead. The mother told reporters from our Russian sister station, VDKA, that it smelt like the baby's diapers so she wasn't jumping in. She was later seen at a club that night.
The Obama administration said Friday it is expanding the FBI's more-than-80-year-old definition of rape to count men as victims and drop the requirement that victims must have physically resisted. Lawmakers use such statistics in allocating money and resources. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, if he got the wood, uh, then uh it doesn't exactly mean he wanted the goods."
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Former president Pervez Musharraf said on Sunday he would return to Pakistan this month and prepare for elections, which could add to the country's turmoil. His first challenge may be to avoid arrest: On Saturday, prosecutors said they planned to detain the former army chief on charges he failed to provide security for ex-prime minister Benazir Bhutto before she was killed in 2008. He was overheard saying, "I bet if she blue balled them they way she blue balled me, then they would of let that d*ck tease die too!"
Russian police on Sunday said an 18-month-old child was swept into the sewage system when a sidewalk collapsed due to a ruptured pipe. The mother was pushing a stroller in the city of Bryansk when the ground caved in. The woman was rescued, but the child was swept away and presumed dead. The mother told reporters from our Russian sister station, VDKA, that it smelt like the baby's diapers so she wasn't jumping in. She was later seen at a club that night.
The Obama administration said Friday it is expanding the FBI's more-than-80-year-old definition of rape to count men as victims and drop the requirement that victims must have physically resisted. Lawmakers use such statistics in allocating money and resources. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, if he got the wood, uh, then uh it doesn't exactly mean he wanted the goods."
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
Gov. Chris Gregoire publicly supported legalizing same-sex marriage in Washington state, saying Wednesday that she came to the decision after several years of battling her own uncertainty on the issue and announcing a legalization bill will be introduced next week. It's rumored that she had several lesbians perform oral sex on her in which she immediately brought up the bill's need to be legalized.
According to officials in Afghanistan's Baghlan province, 15-year old Sahar Gul's in-laws kept her in a basement for six months, ripped her fingernails out, tortured her with hot irons and broke her fingers--all in an attempt to force her into prostitution. Police freed her after her uncle called authorities. A warrant was issued for her husband for serves in the Afghan army. He supposedly told his family to get her on the streets since she was too young to get a real job. The in-laws cited that broken fingers don't mean you can't perform oral sex.
Brownsville police say the weapon a Texas eighth grader pointed an officers at Cummings Middle School before they killed him was a pellet gun that looked like a real handgun. Interim Brownsville Police Chief Orlando Rodriguez says 15-year-old Jaime Gonzalez had "plenty of opportunities" to lower the weapon. We here at WSCB have no punch line for this story because of it's hilarious nature, however Jaime has been posthumously awarded the "Dumb Ass Yo Award." Along with the award comes the plaque that says, "Wit' Yo Dumb Ass!!"
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Gov. Chris Gregoire publicly supported legalizing same-sex marriage in Washington state, saying Wednesday that she came to the decision after several years of battling her own uncertainty on the issue and announcing a legalization bill will be introduced next week. It's rumored that she had several lesbians perform oral sex on her in which she immediately brought up the bill's need to be legalized.
According to officials in Afghanistan's Baghlan province, 15-year old Sahar Gul's in-laws kept her in a basement for six months, ripped her fingernails out, tortured her with hot irons and broke her fingers--all in an attempt to force her into prostitution. Police freed her after her uncle called authorities. A warrant was issued for her husband for serves in the Afghan army. He supposedly told his family to get her on the streets since she was too young to get a real job. The in-laws cited that broken fingers don't mean you can't perform oral sex.
Brownsville police say the weapon a Texas eighth grader pointed an officers at Cummings Middle School before they killed him was a pellet gun that looked like a real handgun. Interim Brownsville Police Chief Orlando Rodriguez says 15-year-old Jaime Gonzalez had "plenty of opportunities" to lower the weapon. We here at WSCB have no punch line for this story because of it's hilarious nature, however Jaime has been posthumously awarded the "Dumb Ass Yo Award." Along with the award comes the plaque that says, "Wit' Yo Dumb Ass!!"
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV
A second woman has been charged in the bleach and Pine-Sol fight in a Baltimore County Wal-mart in the fall. Ebony Odoms, 27, has been indicted on charges of first-degree assault, reckless endangerment and destruction of property in connection with the Oct. 8 that caused 19 people to be taken to area hospitals due to chemical fumes. On a brighter note, the first woman charged in the fight, Theresa Monique Jefferson, has been offered a mgmt. position by several local janitorial companies due to her extensive knowledge of cleaning products.
Hundreds of people protesting the doubling of fuel prices after a government subsidy was ended blocked roads in Nigeria's commercial capital of Lagos, burned tires, forced gas stations to close and hijacked buses Tuesday. Protests also occurred in Kano in the north, the Niger Delta in the southeast and in Ilorin in the west, where Nigerian Labor Congress party officials said one man was shot to death. It's believed that it took 27 people to chip in to buy one gallon of gas, that was used to start the tire fires.
An Army Green Beret member facing charges in Texas that he tried to bring explosives onto a civilian aircraft over the weekend had been involved in a similar incident, federal officials said Tuesday. Sgt. Trey Scott Atwater, 30, was briefly detained Dec. 24 at the airport in Fayetteville, N.C., where he was flying to Texas. Screeners found and confiscated a military smoke grenade in his bag. He was admonished but allowed to continue his trip, the complaint states. Sgt. Atwater was overheard saying, "I bought the shit because they take forever with my drinks. This would put some pep in their step!!"
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
Verizon Wireless on Friday dropped a plan to start charging $2 for every payment subscribers make over the phone or online with their credit or debit cards. In a statement Friday, the company said "customer feedback" prompted the decision to drop the "convenience fee" it wanted to introduce on Jan. 15. It's estimated that 73% of the "customer feedback" comments simply said, "F*ck y'all!! I'll just go suffer with Sprint for all this sh*t!"
The chief Palestinian negotiator said Monday that his first meeting with Israelis in more than a year will be a last ditch effort to salvage the peace process and warned that the Palestinians would explore alternatives if no progress is made. Tuesday's meeting will be the first since September 2010. The aforementioned "alternatives" were rumored to be AK-47 bullets to the ass.
Iran test-fired a surface-to-surface cruise missile Monday in a drill its navy chief said proved Tehran was in complete control of the strategic Strait of Hormuz, the passage-way for one-sixth of the world's oil supply. There also have been conflicting comments from Iranian officials over Tehran's intentions to close the Strait of Hormuz and U.S. warnings against such an ominous move. Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak said the Iranian exercises was a show of strength intended "to deter the world from continuing sanctions against it." Our contact from the CIA who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us here at WSCB that the Iranians only had that one missile they fired due to the others still being on Christmas layaway.
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