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Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.


According to the Pew Forum poll, which is the first major independent poll of U.S. Mormons that will be released today stated that 74% of Mormons lean toward Republican. Those who were asked told reporters they chose Republican because they like to f*ck people over more than one at a time.



Nine E. Olson, who is an Independent watchdog within the agency said that 1.1 million tax returns seeking refunds last year were set aside by the Internal Revenue Service for examination for possible fraud. An estimated 73% of the cases were believed to be cases of "crackheads" letting people claim their children for money.


According to the U.N. special envoy to Haiti, 53% of the pledged funds for Haiti's reconstruction that donor nations have been dispersed so far. Of the $4.5 billion promised, $2.3 billion has been delivered. The United States is among those slow to cut checks: About $2.2 billion of the $3.1 billion committed by Washington has been dispersed. But U.S. diplomats say they will catch up in 2012. Pres. Obama was overheard saying, "Uh, I may not have it all but, uh, I will be able to uh, put something on it. Enough to uh, keep them off our backs for a few months."


Barbie has been an astronaut, an architect and a news anchor. Now, there's an online movement to get her to go bald to fight cancer. The Facebook page "Beautiful and Bald Barbie! Let's see if we can get it made" was started a few days before Christmas. By Wednesday afternoon, the page had more than 15,000 fans. The goal is to get toy maker Mattel Inc. to create a bald Barbie in support of children with cancer. A large group of gay men have been rallying to get a Ken doll made anatomically correct. They want it created in support of their love for dolls and penises.




From the folks at WSCB have a great evening and a fantastic MLK Day. We'll see you back on Tuesday. Stay hydrated.