Thursday, January 5, 2012

Scoob News

Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.


Gov. Chris Gregoire publicly supported legalizing same-sex marriage in Washington state, saying Wednesday that she came to the decision after several years of battling her own uncertainty on the issue and announcing a legalization bill will be introduced next week. It's rumored that she had several lesbians perform oral sex on her in which she immediately brought up the bill's need to be legalized.


According to officials in Afghanistan's Baghlan province, 15-year old Sahar Gul's in-laws kept her in a basement for six months, ripped her fingernails out, tortured her with hot irons and broke her fingers--all in an attempt to force her into prostitution. Police freed her after her uncle called authorities. A warrant was issued for her husband for serves in the Afghan army. He supposedly told his family to get her on the streets since she was too young to get a real job. The in-laws cited that broken fingers don't mean you can't perform oral sex.


Brownsville police say the weapon a Texas eighth grader pointed an officers at Cummings Middle School before they killed him was a pellet gun that looked like a real handgun. Interim Brownsville Police Chief Orlando Rodriguez says 15-year-old Jaime Gonzalez had "plenty of opportunities" to lower the weapon. We here at WSCB have no punch line for this story because of it's hilarious nature, however Jaime has been posthumously awarded the "Dumb Ass Yo Award." Along with the award comes the plaque that says, "Wit' Yo Dumb Ass!!"


From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.


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