Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Scoob News

Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.

President Hugo Chavez defended his close ally Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Monday as Iranian tensions rose with Washington. The two leaders met in Caracas on the first leg of a four-nation tour that will also take Ahmadinejad to Nicaragua, Cuba and Ecuador. It is believed he is on a quest to find which country has the best cocaine. That could possibly open the door an "oil for cocaine" trade down the line.


In 2011, the number of vehicles sold through its BMW, Mini and Rolls-Royce brands was 1.67 million the German auto maker said on Monday. That is a record and an increase of 14.2 percent from 2010. Rolls-Royce increased unit sales by 30.5 percent, with 3,538 cars sold worldwide, breaking a 1978 sales record. A BMW rep who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us here at WSCB that, "We have to thank rappers and ignorant negroes spending more money then they actually have for all of record breaking success!!"


The rat population around the Occupy D.C. camps at McPherson Square and Freedom Plaza has "exploded" since protesters began their vigil in October, according to Mohammad N. Akhter, the director of the Districts' Dept of Health. Akhter said Monday city health inspectors have seen rats running openly through both camps and spotted numerous new burrows and nests underneath hay-stuffed pallets occupiers are using for beds. The National Park Service has official jurisdiction over the two camps will make the final decision about whether to evict the protesters. Several extermination companies have offered the occupy protesters job positions, but they were turned down due to lack of pay and it seeming too much like real work.



From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated

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