Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.
A Taliban suicide bomber rammed a vehicle loaded with explosives into an armored NATO bus Saturday on a busy thoroughfare in Kabul, killing 17 people, including a dozen Americans, in the deadliest strike against the U.S.-led coalition in the Afghan capital since the war began. He apparently was supposed to strike a target 2 blocks away but crashed while tweeting this, " @Iblowmyselfand_u_up: Heading to th"
Presidential candidate, Herman Cain is having his past come back to haunt him. Sexual harassment claims from two women dating back from the late 90's have resurfaced during the height of his push for the Republican nomination. He was quoted saying, "I have never ever sexually harassed anyone." A source who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us here at WSCB that he later told them, "I didn't lie because I never sexually harassed them b*tches. I f*cked the sh*t out of them is what I did."
A drunken and naked driver damaged 12 cars in central Moscow on Sunday. The city police said they started pursuing the man after he ignored a road sign banning a turn and refused orders to stop. In the ensuing chase, the motorist nearly hit a school bus, rammed through a police vehicle and smashed several other cars before being caught. There's no need for a punch line due to this being an actual story committed by an actual dumb ass.
From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.
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