Monday, May 20, 2013

Karazy

I don't know karate, but I know karazy. I'm guessing that's how you'd spell it since I mixed the word "karate" and the word "crazy" together. Anyway, before I go off on a tangent about spellingness and shit I'll stop it. ADHDNESSNESS you've seen the last of me!!!!!! Its true since Leon Eisenberg, said its a "fictitious disease." Daaaaaaaaah. I put the word "anyway" to begin this sentence but I had to delete it because I didn't want to start two sentences off the same way that were so close together.  Oh well, but yea about that "karazy" thing. I get called "crazy" all the time but I think that's just people's way to help deal with their lack of understanding. "He's unlike anyone I've ever met!! He's crazy!!" **SIDE NOTE**: When I typed out "He's unlike anyone I've ever met!!," I said it in my head like a super hero voice or some shit. Some fucked up doctor in a lab trying to explain some test subject.


As far as a doctor & test subject goes, I've been told that I need to go sit on a doctor's couch and tell them my problems. Thing is, I don't have any problems. Ok, wait my bad, let me rephrase that last one. I don't think that I have any problems. I'm sure Freud, Jung & Associates might all look at each other and collectively say, "Geeeeet the fuck out of here!!" I know you all like that law firm looking name. I digress. I just don't think I could sit there and be serious for that hour long session telling someone my thoughts. If they're charging $150+ an hour I'm going to get my damn monies worth. I'll tell them how I didn't get to ride the pony at the fair when I was seven years old and now I'm into horse porn. I go to the zoo to talk to the elephants because they understand me the most. Might push that doctor to early retirement or a new profession. I'd sale cars or some shit. Psychoanalysisnessness on potential car buyers during the process. "Well, you don't want to look at these anyway, so let's just go on over to the coupes." **Ohhhh, they just blinked 4 times in a row, while sucking their teeth and sweating from their nose. I'm going to get the sale!!!** Getting all types of salesperson of the year awards and shit. Anyway, I say all that to say this, one potato, two potato, three potato, four.


Started a new paragraph just because. Why you ask? You don't care, but its not getting graded so yea, I did say all of that because I am not crazy. "My mommy said I'm special!!" Daaaaaaaaah.


**ninja vanish**

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