1) HIIIIYYOOO!! What's good ladies, gentlemen, thugs, thugettes, and those with identity crisis's? "Identify" is an interesting word that different people doing different types of jobs use. I don't know if you know this but, we almost died last week. Lol. Apparently this asteroid that was like 154ft in diameter missed Earth last Monday by 48,800 miles. When the scientists saw it in early February they identified that it wouldn't pose a threat. Damn all that!! Can brother get a little heads up to know that I might die. Damn.
2) I'm not too sure of the state but, I think it happened in Montana or some shit. Anyway, there was an elderly woman on a bus and when the bus driver and another passenger helped her off she was in danger. Her old ass was in the middle of the street not paying attention so the bus driver sprints off the bus, pushes her out of the way and got hit by the car that was about to hit her. When the cops showed up to the hospital the bus driver thought he was going to get some type of award but, was handed a ticket for jay walking. Ain't that a bitch!
3) Since I'm talking about bitches and police, I knooooooow y'all heard about the woman in Florida who called 9-1-1 while in McDonald's?! For those who haven't, shorty ordered that 10 piece nugget meal, paid, then was told they were out of nuggets. She told them nevermind and she wanted her money back. They said all sales were final and they could substitute the nuggets with something else, she wasn't having it. Shorty got erratic in the store and then called the police. She was told to leave and then received a citation for "misuse of 9-1-1". Daaaaaamn!!
4) For all those who gave up something for Lent such as red meat or chicken nuggets. Lol. In all serious though, how about really giving something up like, texting? The Roman Catholic dioceses called a ban on texting every Friday during Lent. How many of y'all would take that suffering? Lol.
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