Monday, September 26, 2011

Scoob News

Good evening, I'm Anthony J. Scoobington, with WSCB TV.

Aisha Gadhafi, daughter of Moammar Gadhafi, gave an audio address on Friday about the former Libyan strong man who went into hiding after Tripoli fell last month. She had this to say, "I assure you, he is fine, a believer in God, in good spirits, is carrying his gun and is fighting side by side with the warriors." Moammar Gadhafi was spotted in a Taco Bell located in Arlington, Texas this past Sunday.

Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah, considered a reformer by the standards of his ultraconservative kingdom, decreed on Sunday that women will, for the first time, have the right to vote and run in local elections due in 2015. Feminist reformers are still fighting for other rights such as driving and traveling. Traveling could possibly be granted but driving will most likely not be allowed due to the fact that women can not perform fellatio while driving.

Endurance athlete Diana Nyad ended her swimming ultramarathon from Cuba to Florida on Sunday after medics warned another painful sting from a Portuguese Man o' War could be life-threatening, Nyad team members said. Nyad, 62, called it a "huge disappointment." However, 79 year old,Consuela Hernandez tired of oppression from the Cuban dictatorship made the swim in 9hrs 39 min. She was arrested on the beaches of Florida and flown back to Cuba immediately.

From the folks at WSCB have a great evening. Stay hydrated.

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