11/13/08

1) Sup family? Remember when I asked if the guy who has everything he touches turn to Skittles can lay pipe or not? Well say his wang doesn't have the Skittles touch, what if he touched a chick during the pipe install.
You think he would eat her? (if he didn't already *rimshot*)

2) For those not in "the know", a "rimshot" is that thing a drummer does when someone makes a corny ass joke. Eventhough I was being serious it just felt right.
You know baby it just felt right! Lol

3) Don't you hate when you are driving and you see someone with some type of advertisement for their sorority/fraternity on their car, you get up on the car and it looks they are a founding member and shit!! That shit always happens to me. Where are the new members? Shit...lol

4) Y'all ever have some refer something or place and they have never used it or been? Muthafucka talking about some, "Oh you should go there, it's the shit!" So you ask their ass about it and what do they say? "Oh naw my bestfriend goes there all the time." How in the hell you pump some shit up? Lol..Just as ignorant to "it" as I am...lol..

5) Remember the song "Mr. Telephone Man" by New Edition? * Side Note * That was my shit!! But, if you call someone who you think is your mate and someone of the same sex is telling you they aren't there..go ahead and cut ya losses. Lol. "She let the phone ring 20 times.." That's because someone was laying Le Pipe.
Lol

6) School buses in the morning!! If you have kids that ride the bus, please tell their asses to go straight to a seat. They can socialize later. They god damn driver can't pull off til they are in a seat, aka, making Uncle Scoob sit behind those flashing lights. Lol..SIT THE FUCK DOWN! Lol..Little bastards just strolling and waving.
No! Lol

7) What would you do if you were at someone's house about to have some "adult fun" and you went to use the bathroom. You lifted up the toilet seat and there was a turd floating, looking at you, telling you how nasty the person is. Lol. Sike naw, but would that kill your mood? Nigh are probably like, "long as I don't smell nuthin I'm cool, 'cause she's phat as shit!!" Lol Sisters over there like "eeeehhhhhh...he is packing though." I wonder how the person would act if the person just ran out the crib..lol..daaaaah

That is all.