11/18/08

1) Sup family? Thanks to everyone who wished my mother a happy birthday. That's some real shit.


2) Speaking of parents. I was on good ol' Rolling Rd this morning and I looked in the rearview while at the red-light. Son, this girl was probably about 11-12 yr. old and she was just talking. Hand motions and shit. All the while the driver, whom I assume was mom dukes, was looking off to the left, looking in her mirrors. Lol. Yo would shrug her shoulders, say a few words, and the girl would go back to 30 words a second. Lol. She could of been confessing how Ricky, how Johnny, how Bobby, and how Mike put their dicks in her mouth in the lockerroom when its time for gym class. Lol. Sure the parents of kids who turn into pornstars or those that shoot up schools rarely give their kids the necessary attention and convo. Talk to them little shits before they're on the news. Your dumb ass talking some ," I I I I never saw this coming!" No shit! Lol.


3) "If you liked it then you should of put a ring on it." Hmmmm let's break that down. "Liked" past tense. So I had it already? Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free. That's all I'm saying. Make a nigga wait, miiiiight not see his ass, or really want to know what he does when he's not with you but, give it a shot. Let me know how that works out for you.
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4) That one Alicia Keys song. The name escapes me right now. Teenage Love Affair? Anyway, there is a part when she's like "1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base...I think I need to go home." Now, that base shit isn't daddy's fortay but, I believe a homerun is sealing the deal. So, "3rd base" is some bra undone and a handjob? Fuck that! Lol. That's how rape charges come about. You awake the fire breathing dragon, you better be ready to tussle.
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5) Speaking of charges. That guy who was stabbing his wife on North Ave the other night. He was tased theeeeen shot by an off-duty officer. Both the guy who was shot, and his wife are in the hospital. Now, my question is, you think they have them in the same room? Lol. Nurse comes in the room sees his ass crawling on the floor trying to get to her. I'm sorry.
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6) My man Dino of G.F.C raised a great point in his status message. "Yall can keep that "swag" thing,I been on my FUNK shit forever..." He also said he wonders what will people be on when the new thing comes about. Here is my thing. The word "swagger" has been around for a minute!! But, someone makes a song talking about it and it spreads like germs on the stripper pole. I mention this because I heard some lame on a song and this fucker said,"..we can swag it out." Now, I thought "swagger" was a noun. A thing, a way you carry yourself. When did that shit become a verb? My parents to do that shit. Lol.
"Can I have some pizza? I will pizza your ass!" Like damn that's that new style of ass whipping! "cookie you"..."ice cream you" Ain't that a bitch! Lol


That is all.