12/2/08

1) Que Pasa? What's up? Hello! Howdy! Sup nukka?! Anyone ever notice that "how you doing?" means all of those above things? Like people don't want to know and don't want to say just "hey" or "hi". They might combo it though, "hey, how ya doing?" and they keep moving. Lol. Someone is going to fuck around and answer. Just following ya ass talking about some "Shit, I'm glad you asked because I wag-...." STUCK!!! Don't get mad, technically you asked.
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2) Why did this guy from my job fall for the "La-a" joke? For those that don't know it, just tell ya friends/co-workers that you saw someone with the name La-a, and you asked about how it was pronounced.
They told you La-dash-ah and that the "-"(dash) isn't silent.
Now in these ghetto fabulous times, I wonder if any hoodrats have ventured out into the realm of THE LAND OF NO JOB INTERVIEW PHONE CALLS...Hmmmm...save a future people, go in the Bible if you want a name with some spin on it. Lol. Talking about, "It's African for 'morning sunrise on a waterfall', okaaay." Lol. Oh shit, lmao.."it's African.." they're definitely like 100 languages over there in the Motherland. Good luck with that.
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3) Speaking of foreign shit. The other day in Baghdad, Iraq a suicide bomber took out 30 people and wounded a good dozen or so. Now the people they attacked were recruits waiting to go into the police academy. So my question is, to the ones that were just wounded lightly. You think they will still want to be cops? Cats talking some, "Man, fuck that, I'm going to take this as a sign from Allah and go to dental school like my mother wanted me to!" Lol.


4) To all the church-goers out there, y'all don't have shit on the "double Muslims" as the funniest man ever to walk this Earth called them. If you think that blowing yourself up and taking a few people with, will get you a prize you can have it. Lol. Thing is they think they will have like 78 virgins waiting for them in heaven. A couple niggaz right now opened up another tab, searching for some TNT. Lol. Talking about SIGN ME UP. That's why you don't see any female suicide bombers. Don't no damn female want 78 virgins. That's hell. Lol. "No. Higher. Right there. Ok wait slow down. Oh, you're done?" Looooool. One down, 77 more to go. Lol.


5) If you get in an accident of some sort and you lose a testicle or both. Do you think they would give you something to put in there? Lol. Just walking around with an empty sack. They have to have some type of plastic pieces they can throw in there.
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6) People with Christmas lights and shit all over their houses and front lawns. Do you think there are any people who plug that shit into their neighbor's outside outlets? I know I would. Lol. Fuck around and hear your neighbor cussing out BG&E because their light bill is $366 more than what it is supposed to be.


7) Y'all remember Karate Kid II? Lol. Daniel, son goes to Japan with Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi's "nemesis" has a nephew who has some beef with little Daniel. This guy is a top student, trains Army MP's. Just a bad ass. Daniel son is 150lbs soaking wet with Timb's on. Dude fucks him up the whole movie, but that last scene....lol..Daniel has the heavy hands. Just got the Kimbo punch all of a sudden huh. Lol. All action movies do that shit too. You fuck everyone up, shoot everyone up. You get to the H.N.I.C., and you're out of bullets, and forget how to fight. Lol. And they wonder why I don't bang with too many action movies anymore. John McClain & Jason Bourne...all you need. Lol.


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